Conversation before kids:
“I have big news…I got engaged/the job/the promotion/the house/pregnant!”
Conversation after kids:
“I have big news…D. uses the potty before his bath!”
And I was genuinely gushy over this little 21 month old who has decided to pee pee in the potty once a day.
It’s kind of like a promotion to not have to change as many diapers, right?