Hubby: Hey. Um, how do you get pee stains out of the carpet?
HHM: What? Why is there pee on the carpet?
Hubby: I took peanut’s diaper off then went to start the tub for his bath. When I came back into his room he was peeing on the floor.
HHM: Why did you —
Hubby: It was like 15 seconds!
[HHM and High Heeled Friend, Jenn, trying to stifle their laughter in the car]
HHM: I would just blot it with paper towels and check under the sink for the Resolve.
Hubby: Well, I put a diaper on it face down real quick cause I figured it would be absorbent.
Can’t really argue with that logic, now can you?